spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via friedchickenandcollardgreens)

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

image

(Source: kakerukurosawa, via theonepiecelove)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via hannibal-or-cannibal)

greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

(via weightcd)

wienerpolice:

Oh man. Today. TODAY. Something incredible happened. I can’t believe I almost forgot.

I sit down for my Japanese test. I am waiting for the test to be passed out when I glance up and look around the room. Then I see it.

I watch as one of the students ties a Naruto headband onto his head, adjusts it, and prepares for the test.

And that’s how I knew I was going to get an A. Because that was so magical, it had to be a sign. The world is a beautiful and terrifying place.

(via lordhade-s)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via shersocks)

hexenflug:

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(via yourfictionmyreality)